fuck yeah | mastahwayne

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mastahwayne Mar 06, 2009 19:32

I don't have HIV.

Results for the rest of my purported STDs pending.

i feel good, pfft no, fuck yeah

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mastahwayne Feb 04, 2009 22:58

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i should still rule neptune, i am napoleon, i am a badass, neptune is mine, fuck yeah

Asshole.

mastahwayne Jan 29, 2009 22:08

You know, Harvey, I think you owe it to me now to pick up my dry cleaning one last time.

rachel has a way with words, i love my life, i hope the camera is okay, harvey is less gay than i thought, jesus christ, we need a treehouse, ..., harvey is at fault here, vaginas, i should still rule neptune, my life is confusing, i swear i'm innocent, bruce wayne has a lot to deal with, dammit, what just happened?, rachel is also at fault, girls have cooties, are you serious?, harvey is ridiculous, fuck yeah, haha

Oh my god, I just realized how fucking much money I have. I can buy ANYTHING I WANT. What the hell has my life been until now? I just bought a diamond the size of my head on the internet! Is that even legal?! I need new curtains. My living room is a fucking fish bowl, holy shit, people can just look right in. I've had sex on the couch oh my god. ( Read more... )

i am so fucking rich, i love my life, i am napoleon, i like phones tee hee, people watch me have sex, diamonds, neptune is mine, fuck yeah

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Asshole.

I FUCKING LOVE LIFE